It’s my birthday soon, and so I’ve been thinking of presents. Of course, the things I’d really like – pain-free days, the ability to schedule events weeks in advance without fearing I’ll need to cancel, and a brain that allows me to eat cheese – no one can give me. Still, I knew there had to be something I’d want.
And there is.
After days of being too sick to eat, yet in too much pain to make the smoothies I can tolerate when nauseous, I realized a replacement blender might be in order. You know, one of those that doesn’t sound like a jackhammer or a jet plane or any other number of earsplitting objects that make me want to slam my head against the wall. And, it turns out they make these, some for not even all that much.
They also, it turns out, make vacuums that you don’t have to push. (For a price, of course, but less than you might think.) These little robots can move around your house, diligently cleaning up the ridiculous piles of German Shepherd hair that seem to get everywhere even when the dog has been bathed, brushed, and put outside. For someone like me, who is incredibly allergic to said hair and yet can’t always get out of bed or off the couch to vacuum it up and still have the energy left to make the dinner my kids will spill all over the floor, that’s big news.
So that’s what I want. A robot vacuum cleaner and a blender that doesn’t make me want to split my head open with an axe. I feel so adult. And boring.
Still, if you have someone in your life with chronic migraine, consider whether they, too, would like such boring but amazingly thoughtful gifts. If not, consider one of these replacements:
- A month of healthy pre-made dinners and snacks from a service like Factor75, Splendid Spoon, or Healthy Chef;
- A one-time maid service;
- A one-time car detail;
- An anti-glare screen for a computer monitor;
- Migraine-specific glasses, like Theraspecs.
Basically, anything that makes life easier, cleaner, and/or more tolerable is a good thing. Any other ideas? Please share in the comments. I’d love to hear them!